A midway between shit and jizz, or a 1:1 mixture of both of them (usually consumed with 500 ml of each blended for 1 minute).
by SpankBoySamaritan December 31, 2016
"I watched Godsmscks drum solo today and OMG!, Their drummer is the shizz when he plays the bongos"!!
by Melzy February 23, 2018
by NIGHTW4TCH July 12, 2009
Shizz, despite common misconception, shizz is also the name for the concotion of shit (feces) and jizz (semen); as well as the replacement for shit in casual conversation.
by VyvianTehLol June 17, 2009
the same as 'stuff'
yeah so im going out tonight, just dancing and shizz
i went to the shop yesterday and got some really awesome shizz
i went to the shop yesterday and got some really awesome shizz
by kat1234567 April 6, 2009
A situation where you are in a public place and you see someone waving at or talking to what seems like you, but they actually wave at someone behind you. (This word is also a different spelling for a word that is a synonym for poop, but that isn't what I'm talking about.)
Person in front of you: "Hey! You ready to go?"
You: Well, I--
Person behind you: Well, it's about time! I've been waiting for you for at least 20 minutes!
You: ...definite shizz...
You: Well, I--
Person behind you: Well, it's about time! I've been waiting for you for at least 20 minutes!
You: ...definite shizz...
by RoKkStAr719 January 7, 2009
Sh-i-zz - Can be used as a verb or now.
The non-vulgar/swear version of shit.
Often used in front of parents as a substitute for a curse word.
The non-vulgar/swear version of shit.
Often used in front of parents as a substitute for a curse word.
As a verb:
"Dammit, the bunny shizz'd all over the bloody floor!"
As a noun:
"You're crazy! The Big Comfy Couch was the total shizz!"
"Dammit, the bunny shizz'd all over the bloody floor!"
As a noun:
"You're crazy! The Big Comfy Couch was the total shizz!"
by Jors December 18, 2007