Why can't I get 36 stars?
haha Shizuru
by aranakulu August 28, 2022
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Shizuru has the fattest and biggest dick in existence. It's 827739 inches long. You're fucking lucky if you catch Shizuru near you. If you ever walk past Shizuru make sure to give them head.
Wowzer: bro you see shizuru over there with that big fat cock.
Kassa's sock: yeah lmaoo, imagine getting a whiff of it.
by aerivax June 10, 2021
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