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A condition in which someone is unable to control their bowel movements when under stress or with increasing blood pressure while sleeping.
Guy#1: Dude, I can't stand sleeping next to Brandon. He has shitzphonia.

Guy#2: I know man. He gets nightmares all the time and shits himself in his sleep.
by Cornisha February 06, 2010