shit piss

A "Shit Piss" is when your doody is so loose you feels like you are pissing out of your ass.

1. It looks like somebody "Shit Pissed" all over that toilet.

2. Those wings fucked up my stomach, I'm going to have to "Shit Piss" in about a minute.

by Jutty Haines May 12, 2008

the shit and the piss

the Hawthorn Football Club.

I'm keen to see the shit and the piss get up against the Liberal Party (Carlton) on the weekend.

by tigga72 September 24, 2008

shit-piss

A shit-piss, performed by a male, is when he pees in the shitting position.

My leg is broken, I can't stand up while I pee. I'm going to have to take a shit-piss.

by hahaha0033 November 3, 2008

shit piss

Being so aroused you shit and piss yourself simultaneously

"He took a shit piss on the first pair of tits her could find." Sir Cumworthy

by Dan O April 21, 2003

trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009

shit on the piss

Cant drink alcohol without feeling sorry for himself.

Man, Robbo was so drunk on the weekend, carrying on like a little bitch, he's so shit on the piss.

by SandraDee181 February 3, 2021

fuck-shit-piss

When your giving anal and the receiving participator shits onto the penis of the giver who then proceeds to piss out shitty piss into the receivers mouth.

Giver- Yeah that feels so goooood
Receiver- It feels, TO good!
*Receiver excretes from anus*
Receiver- Oh no I'm so sorry!
Giver- Its no problem, I'm used to it. Why dont you suck all the shit off?, we can do a good ol' fuck-shit-piss!
Receiver- Sounds like a plan!

by The Giver Not the receiver! January 11, 2012