same shit different day

When you take a shit on a day and finish on another day.

You take a shit on a tuesday night at 11:55 P.M and you wipe your ass wednesday morning at 12:05 A.M that would be same shit different day.

by Sylvain Champagne October 29, 2020

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same shit; different island

The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.

The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:

1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.

2) Crazy taxi drivers.

3) Hot, humid weather.

4) Panhandling locals.

5) Bugs.

6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.

Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?

Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.

by cityguychicago September 10, 2009

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same shit different wrapper

This Phrase is to describe when someone tries to scam others and pitches the same basic idea, but alters it to make the victim seem special.

In high school i used this photography scam on all the jocks by selling them the same shit different wrapper

by David Atkins February 19, 2009

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Same shit, different ass

What you say when you have two options that are basically the same thing.

Who are you voting for, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?
Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.

by awmm October 25, 2017

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Same shit different font

Basically two separate items or sentences, but still prove the same point

Mom: Red has been playing on his phone whole day and wasting time
Red: "No mom , I wasn't wasting my time on the phone I was playing on the Xbox"
Mom: Same shit different font

by Therealgenderbaba December 12, 2021

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