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Shitmuncher 

Someone who accepts and broadcasts the dumbed down mass media opinion over thinking for themselves. Often will be overly patriotic and borderline racist. Typically reads a middle market tabloid.
Dan: I Was Born In The UK, So Why Do I Have Less Rights Then Immigrants?

Jake: You don't, why don't you start forming your own opinions based on your own research rather than spouting dail mail readers letters you shitmuncher.
Shitmuncher by dexterchip March 6, 2011
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Shitmuncher 

A person who receives pleasure from ingesting excrement, human or otherwise. Often used pejoratively of a person who is deemed annoying, ignorant or in any other way disagreeable.
Fuck off you shitmuncher.
Shitmuncher by PoopyPoo October 25, 2004

Shitmuncher 

A group of people who think they're mates with everyone when in fact they're barely friends with the people in their group.
Tend to grunt and screech a lot, rarely using any discernible language
Come up with idiotic, un-amusing nicknames for each other
Of very low intelligence, often convinced they are far cleverer than the really are.
Frequent use of the word "Banter"
"God, isn't Dave a Shitmuncher"
"Yeah, thinks he's a legend"
Shitmuncher by AlbertFox September 18, 2014

Shitmuncher 

Someone who consumes popular culture, travel or products and thinks they are special.
I didn’t like Thailand much; it’s full of shitmunchers.
Shitmuncher by Nancyboy21 May 15, 2021

Shit-Muncher

Everyday common folk i.e Bottom feeders

Back in the Middle Ages, impoverished townsfolk; whom the King had absolutely no interest nor sympathy for, would have to survive by eating dung and dung only because of their lack of monies. Hence the name "Shit-Munchers".
Royal Advisor - "Oh Almighty King, what shalt we do about thy lack of monies?"

King "Tax the shit-munchers mofucky"
Shit-Muncher by Clemperstein January 17, 2011

snotmuncher 

An obnoxious, hyperkinetic, or hyperactive toddler or grade school age kid,who is found running around and/or screaming at places like "Wally World" or Crapdonalds.
This is a library!! Not a playground or a Chuck E Cheese, so keep that Snotmuncher quiet!!
snotmuncher by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

scatmuncher 

one who partakes in the ingestion and/or mastication of faecal matter.
( see scat )
scatmuncher by annuvin May 10, 2004
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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