Shiternet

When your internet is a steaming pile of shit and does nothing but crash websites, streaming services, and makes you want to throw your device like a bowling ball at group of babies and puppies.

My shiternet won’t let me watch midget porn.

I’m trying to binge through Come Fly With Me but my shiternet keeps doing me dirty.

by BabyDee22 March 15, 2018

Shiternet

When you have a shitty internet connection. Mostly occurs at Lycoming college.

-Dude why is youtube not loading? I wanna show you this video.

- Sorry man we have shiternet here at school. Sucks...

by metalmilitia1 January 12, 2010

shiternet

When the quality of ones internet connection is terribad.

Person 1: Why you got so much lag today...

Person 2: It's my Shiternet

by Pope Barry XVII October 2, 2007

shiterneting

this is when you have wireless internet and take a crap while having a laptop in your lap that is connected to the internet. developed while actually shiterneting

dude last week i took this shit and i was talking to my girlfriend online at the same time. i totally shiterneted

by puck August 12, 2004

Shiternets

Incredibly shitty internets. Like trying to play an MMORPG over Dial-Up. Yeah, that bad.

Holy fuck, these shiternets suck. My torrent is getting like, 2 kbps. Fuck this. I might as well tether from my iPhone. My FIRST GEN iPhone.

by Stropko June 3, 2010

Shiternet Exploder

Shiternet Exploder is a derogatory term for Internet Explorer which is used to emphasize the rendering engine of IE and the fact that Microsoft does not support web standards because it wants to replace it with something that helps them to take your money.

1) "This browser, Shiternet Exploder, has succeeded in only one thing: it has turned the internet into shit."
2) "This browser exploded my favorite website and it gave me a virus that made my computer explode!"

by jhuni February 22, 2009

Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

by cdgnotparis February 23, 2011