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Shitbaton

Shit-Ba-Ton: A really huge amount of something. This could be such a big amount that it's as much as a shitload and a ton combined.

Can be abbreviated to "sbt"
Person1: Did you see the game chat last night?
Person2: Yeah, that was a shitbaton of spam!
Shitbaton by Light027 September 23, 2012

Shitbatical 

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.
Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.
Shitbatical by WarChef March 8, 2010

shitbattical 

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.
''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.
shitbattical by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

shitbate 

When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.
Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate
shitbate by young n high February 27, 2010
I don't trust either of you two shitbats.
shitbat by anonymous January 1, 2004
v. to get a lot of work done in a short amount of time, esp. highly tedious or insanely difficult work like reading or really long essays.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call yesterday, I was shitathoning
shitathon by Sue Dough Nimm February 19, 2009