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shit shocker 

When you Take a shit and look at it and are baffolded how it crawled out your sphinkter.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
....WHEH, im glad thats over
(looking down)
What the shit is that!!!!
Is that possible???
ITS A SHIT SHOCKER!!!!!
shit shocker by The Andy Man 55 March 13, 2008

shit sucker 

a bitch who sucks your dick after fucking her in the ass....even possibly having some of her shit to suck off of your dick
Get the fuck away from me you shit sucking biatch
shit sucker by Kevin Calvert January 13, 2005

shit sucker 

shit sucker by skip March 31, 2003

shit sucker 

Bob: "The sewerage tanks are full"
Tom: "Don't worry, the shit sucker is on the way"
shit sucker by T Junior May 14, 2003

Shit suckered fucker nucker 

Thes niggas got shit suckered fucker nucker

shit sucker 

One who looks for the downer side to everything; a destroyer of fun and happiness. (Derived from a dark hooded character named Shit Sucker that appeared in Zap comics back in the 60s, doing just that.)
"Those damn shit suckers on the Palm Springs city council banned all the young hotties from wearing thongs in public!"
shit sucker by JonnyTest January 6, 2009