Shits gonna happen

When someone is telling you something will happen and is trying to say it in a meaningful matter, usually used in sports.

Londell will go outside and shits gonna happen

by rubey rube October 22, 2009

shit can happen

A series of words that is a warning meaning:
-quit runnin yo mouf
-quit dickin off

-you will get shot if your not careful

shit can happen. shit being gun play.

if you dont quit runnin yer mouth shit can happen

by Fishyscrubz March 28, 2009

shit happens

Something that happens that is out of your control. Also meant if you really don't care for what happened.

Guy 1: "dude, did you hear what happened?"
Guy 2: "shit happens. So what's new?"

by HigherChamp January 26, 2014

shit happens

A universal religious concept:

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!

by FridgeRaider May 31, 2004

shit happens

used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration

Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!

by paul egan November 10, 2003

shit happens

When something happens that is out of one's control and usually results in a negative situations.

also see shit.

Laurie: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now the landlord is kicking me out for not paying rent.

Leah: Shit happens.

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

shit happens

my outlook on life

and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens

shit happens, usually to me, so you'll be alright

by emily laura June 10, 2005