A sub-sub-genre of heavy metal that contains various metal bands that suck complete and total ass.

Circumstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.
Dude #1: Hey, what the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an antelope shitting on a tin can...

Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica album, St. Anger. Metallica went with a shit-metal sound this record, I guess...
by Dio in English May 10, 2008
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Top Definition
The guy above me.
Guy Above Me : "I am a homosexual, and i lick my cat's pussy every night"

Everyone with decent taste in music : "Yes you do."

Shit Metal = Non-existent
by iEatRapShitForBreakfast February 18, 2009
insert any metal AT ALL here and it'll probably fit
man metal sucks fuckin balls it's all shit metal
by metal sucks and is gay December 08, 2007

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