You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up
Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up
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A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real
“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied
by bahka78 October 6, 2021
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1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.
1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."
by Huskey Balls April 11, 2006
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An expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. Also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have shit on one's dick.
"Shit on a dick, I don't have any more butter in my fridge"

"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"
by Scott Rait August 16, 2006
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Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.
"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"
by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008
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