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shit dicked 

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1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.
1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."
shit dicked by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006
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Shit Dicked 

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Becoming intoxicated through the excessive consumption of alcohol. Another term for being drunk.
"Dude want another shot?"

"Naaahhh man, I'm totally shit dicked!"
Shit Dicked by B.S. Davi September 5, 2007

Dicked the shit 

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When you owned something so much and there are no words to describe how awesome it is/was.
I beat him so bad, i Dicked the shit.

Person 1: God, you're owning hard.

Person 2: Yeah, i'm dickin' the shit.
Dicked the shit by kaxxiehero August 28, 2009

shitdickery 

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the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole
Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.
shitdickery by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

Shitdicker 

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A word used to describe douchiness mixed with gayness
You see that guy?
Yeah, he's such a shitdicker
Shitdicker by DerpDeDurr October 17, 2009

shitkicked 

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The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.
If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.

shitdickery 

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where you fuck around and get shat on or shit on everyone and everything around you
he stepped into a big ol mess of shitdickery by not observing the rules of the road. causing havoc to all including himself with his recklessness.

shitdickery the act of not giving a flying fuck
shitdickery by hanso frutiger September 11, 2023
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