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1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.
1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."
by Huskey Balls April 11, 2006
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Becoming intoxicated through the excessive consumption of alcohol. Another term for being drunk.
"Dude want another shot?"

"Naaahhh man, I'm totally shit dicked!"
by B.S. Davi August 28, 2007
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