Shit a dick

Used as an exclaimation towards a girl, implying that she was having anal sex or swallowed a dick.

Also could be used to insult someone by saying they are gay, implying that they, a guy, had anal sex with a dude.

Omg girl you are such a slut! Go shit a dick!

Omg guy you are so gay! Go shit a dick!

by Blehblahbloo January 5, 2010

shit a dick

a curse phrase when some retard on cod4 kills you

when a retard kills you on cod4 you say "shit a dick"

by DozerDivnity July 11, 2008

Shit Covered Dick

When you fuck a nasty whore in her dirty shitpit and you end up with your dick all covered in shit

Dude, i wrecked some nasty skanks asshole last tuesday and ended the night with a shit covered dick. Best night of my life.

by Buttfuck Bubba December 4, 2018

Shit My Dick

"Shit my dick" is an exclamatory sentence said when you are in awe. Usually said after an "oh".

Person 1: "Casey slept with Jimmy and Devon last night.

Person 2: "Oh, shit my dick!"

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Shit-slick dick

An erection that is coated in feces as a result of shitfucking (anal intercourse with a shit-filled ass).

After I plowed his butt for a hour I pulled out and made him suck off my shit-slick dick.

by Mrs. Shit-Slick July 15, 2011

Shitting My Dick

When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.

"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"

"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"

by Dirty Uncle Red December 16, 2008

shit ass dick

1. A term used in humor to present a joke.
2. Used in combination with other vulgar words to create a conjunction of description.

1. Damn, i got shit on my balls like a shit ass dick!
2. You shit ass dick camel ass licking shit fuck bitch ass nigga without the balls!

by Nigga without the Balls November 21, 2006