shit company

Shit Company: Entertainment in human form, via telephone conversation, text, or online chat while you defecate. This can also take place in person if you and your shit company are comfortable with it. Shit Company is not for the quick pinch and one wipe shits, but instead for the long, arduous, break a sweat, ball busting shits.

"If it weren't for my shit company, I'd have been bored as fuck for the last 30 minutes."

by LosrDogg July 25, 2009

company shit

Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.

Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.

Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.

Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.

by Skyzza November 13, 2011