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blistered shishito 

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three
Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
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Shishilan Pasalan 

Shishilan Pasalan of The Battle Cats is the most powerful being to ever live; godly and all-powerful, the best cat that ever existed. You’ll be blessed if this cat graces your gacha pulls in the form of Togeluga.
Person 1: So, how’s your luck on the newest uberfest draw? The nekolugas are back, y’know.
Person 2: I’m so glad you asked! I drew Togeluga, so I just had to evolve that one twice to get the ever-venerable Shishilan Pasalan!
Person 1: Woah! Your luck must have been blessed for this one!

shishido 

Damn, look at shishido and his good lookin' kids
that janine looks mighty juicy
shishido by Y-bod August 6, 2008

Shishihoohoo 

A place where the elaboration of figure x - u =me makes up the whole half of z expenditure of market supply to the Albert Einstein law of figuration of Manchester United. That's why Albert Einsteins had Paul Pogba working for him
"I'm in deep shishihoohoo tonight"
Also "No mahn why must we do the shishihoohoo today"
Shishihoohoo by Ebrahim.A December 30, 2020

shishilicious 

Shishilicious means to be so sexy it can't be compared with anyone else. shishilicious can be used as an adjective or a verb.
adjective: "your so shishilicious"
verb: "your being so shishilicious"
shishilicious by shishimay June 25, 2007

Shishito 

Substitution for the word shit when kids are around, especially when referring to the act of “shitting”.
While watching TV in the living room with his family, Dan said to his wife “I’ll be right back, I have to take a shishito!” While in the presence of young Darryn, who is 6 years old and becomes confused and asks, “What’s a shishito?”. The older children smile and laugh, having some good family fun. “Oh, you’ll figure it out one day”, says Dan, then proceeds to the downstairs toilet (so that the smell doesn’t disrupt the family gathering) to drop a bomb.
Shishito by hellyea January 6, 2019

Shishilan Pasalan 

From The Battle Cats. A godly, all-powerful being who will grace you by even appearing in your gachas as Togeluga.
Person 1: “How’s your luck with Uberfest?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m glad you asked! I obtained the best Uber rare in the game; Shishilan Pasalan! Evolving Togelan was tough, but so worth it.
Person 1: Wow! Congratulations! I wish I was as lucky as you!”