Sheeppey 

Sheeppey where chavs and sheep alike lay on the roadsides waiting to mug unsuspecting victims for their shoes, cloths, money ect...

They should make a sign on the way on to the island saying "Welcome to sheeppey, Asshole of the universe"

A passer by has been mugged by a groupe of chavs/sheep (same thing) at Minster broadway on Sheeppey.

Victim:
"hey come back with my shoes you fucking sheep/chave"
(calls the police)
Chave/sheep 1:
"ere come da old bill! run yir fucking legs off innit!!!"
Chave/sheep 2:
"u beta wach ya back innit"

Sheeppey by ADJ (Barry) November 27, 2005

Isle of Sheppey 

A place where tramps reside. Commonly known by outsiders as 'Isle of Shitty' or 'Tramps Island'. Would not recommend a visit there.

Person 1: Fancy coming down to the Isle of Sheppey tonight?
Person 2: I don't fancy being surrounded by shit and illegal immigrants, thanks.

Isle of Sheppey by sheppeyshit June 3, 2012

sheppey 

A small hell hole shaped like a turd floating at the bottom of the river thames. At least half of the population call their brother dad and quite possibly uncle at the same time. Foriegners i.e. people who do not live on the Island should be very aware that the life expectancy for foreigners is about 20 minutes this will be drastically reduced should you try to frequent one of the public houses.

A few residents think that the island is somehow Sicily and that they are mafia, but in fact they are just small minded idots, dangerous still but not because they run vast criminal empires but because they fantasise they do.

Foriegner: "Hi im new to the island could you tell me where to find...."

Sheppey Local: "Arhhh yoooo farkin starin at min ya muthers cant!"

Foreigner: "No! Please! Dont I just want..."

Sheppey Local: "I dont give a fark wo u want u dirty f ing carnt"

30 minutes later...

Ambulance arrives, maybe the police if they have the guts and take dead foreigner away to the morgue. There are no witnesses as everyone is scared of the so called sheppey gangstas.

sheppey by EscapeeFromHell October 3, 2006

SheepeyDarkness

Very "wool" person. Cool and woolly at the same time.

SheepeyDarkness; darkness being the noun and sheepey being the adjective. Sheepey is describing the darkness. Per say darkness with the essence of sheep.

Guy 1: Woah dude! You're such a SheepeyDarkness!
Guy 2: No way! You too!

Explorer 1: *walks into a dark castle*

Explorer 2: Woah the darkness... its almost... Sheepey

SheepeyDarkness by GrazingCows August 26, 2017

Isle of sheppey 

A lovely little island in Kent, south east England

You should visit the isle of sheppey

Isle of sheppey by Notmr91 December 21, 2018

Sheppey 

A disgusting item of food made from left-overs back in the early 1980s by a canteen cook who I can only assume originated from this "island".

Left-over meat that had been rejected for two or more days was wrapped in mashed potato and breadcrumbs, and called a Sheppey.

A mass-protest of the students led to it being taken off the menu eventually :P

I have no photographs of a Sheppey, and wouldn't turn anyone's stomach with them anyway if I did

Sheppey by sheppey-hater August 1, 2013