The true form of the current loud bellowing beast thing that haunts the roads, malls, and other public spaces of the world. This creature when seen in the wild is often dis-affectionately and incorrectly identified as a Karen. Often these cryptids are self-identified as the messengers of the teacher Jesus, and claim extraordinary privilege and impunity from from human logic and charity. Warning unlike other fallen creations from the fiery pits this particular demon will not burst into flames and be gone. The best defense against the bellowing sheelzebub is a corporate CR reps emergency 800 number engraved on a pure silver cudgel and delivered quickly and for forcefully imparted on the thinking organs of the loathsome hell-spawn as requested
The reverse mullet of the sheelzebub began to levitate with the devilish anger of the unhappy demon, as the unholy screech of "manager" rose from the fowl creatures gullet. Cries of Karen did not discourage the being. Simple humans not knowing the name of power were powerless.
by WyoWizzend February 11, 2022