shazzed

past tense verb.

the act of shitting and jizzing at the same time. Happens at the end of a Blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.

Dude, that was so amazing I actually just shazzed myself.

by Adoniram Jethro May 11, 2010

shazzed

state of being extremely intoxicated.

comparable to being shitfaced, but with a more positive connotation.

"Dude, I'm gettin shazzed tonight!"

"Yeah I saw him at the club, he was totally shazzed"

by John Jug February 7, 2009

shazzed

absolutely shitfaced (but with blow too so like coherent shitfaced)

was so shazzed during spring break that i pissed off the roof

by droppedouttacollege November 17, 2022

shazz

Female version of a Kev

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

Shazzed

So tired from having sex you literally pass out

Mate last night we were at it for so long i shazzed

by QueefMitten January 28, 2009

shazz

A more obscure version of shizzle.

Shazz ma boots!

by Jesska March 25, 2004

Shazzed

To be killed either intentionally or not by a screwdriver.

He got shazzed in the alley the other night.

by Tilly1962 May 24, 2010