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shartstorm 

A sudden, burdensome amount.

Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.

Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.

Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.
A: It sure is quiet today in the gift shop.
B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.

Blog: Thanks for the submission to the blog, Reader A. We love submissions!
Blog Readers: We didn't know we could submit entries..
Blog: Yes! Please do!
Blog Reader A: inb4 shartstorm

Synonyms: Crapload, Assload, Pantsload, Buttload, Shitstorm
shartstorm by thehomeland February 21, 2012
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Shamestorming 

The ability to work as a group and find a "fall guy" for your organizational mistake.
We need a patsy to take the fall for the "slubadub product". We need to huddle immediately to do some serious shamestorming. Don't invite Johnson!
Shamestorming by snowman69 April 18, 2009
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shamestorming 

mobbing of an individual with guilt trips and / or negativity in order to diminish the person's success and increase the group's success.
After a few weeks of suffering through a bout of shamestorming by her coworkers, Alice had a mental breakdown and was no longer a threat to become manager.
shamestorming by otpor October 15, 2012