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shattered the glass 

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

Shattered Mast 

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken
"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

earth shatter 

a variation of death from above in which a cluster is targeted, creating a mass knockdown. named for the crater it leaves behind.
squad 8 took an earth shatter! there is no back up any more!!!!
earth shatter by Spaz De Kat January 15, 2009

Shasturfart 

The emotional equivalent of pissing, shitting, and cumming all at the same time.
When Liam put Gerrit in check, Gerrit shasturfarted all over the place
Shasturfart by ShasturBoi October 15, 2020

shitter shatter 

A rapid series of light farting/crapping noises when you're on the toilet taking a shit.
"He heard shitter shattering from the bathroom."
shitter shatter by BagofMojo October 30, 2015
My condition was flaring up so I took a dab of shatter
shatter by badfish565 September 20, 2013