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accidental pooping when sqeezing a fart out - to shit and fart at the same time. 'aye man - I was waiting on the bus and was dying on a shit- I thought I could squeeze out a sneaky fart - oh man a' pure sharted myself! Stinkin'!
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When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS! Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...
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When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms. Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers Ben: What the fuck Zach: Yea, i sharted |
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when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!! Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted." Gertrude: "Oh ok." |
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When shit comes out instead of a fart... This can have rather disasterous concequences... "Dude, we gotta go!"
"Why man? Jordan started hitting on me!" "Coz I just sharted!!!" |
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when you try to fart, but, accidently, you make an ass out of yourself and shit in your pants Gary: dude, what the fuck is that smell........OHHH no way dude, you just SHARTED!!!!!!!!!
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When you think you have to fart but instead you shit your pants Man I really have to fart! OH SHIT I SHARTED
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an unexpected burst of shit while farting i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"
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