The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.
That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?
An innocent, pure-hearted, kind-hearted soul. A most beautiful person in the world, not just from the outside but from the inside as well. Everyone loves her but many are jealous because of how perfect she is.