1. ) A slang term used to define the action or sharting oneself in an enclosed area.

2.) A person that attempts to friendzone their best friend, but ends up making out with them anyway
Are you kidding me? That person just shadon'd themself in there.

Did they really hook up? That person is such a shardon
by niggy123321 June 6, 2017
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An erection one obtains upon learning that an acquaintance has shit in their pants.
Fred Durst: There's one more thing. I get shardons. I get really aroused thinking about boys kind of accidentaly you know.. shitting when they fart.

Dr. Drew: Ok, that's IT. I don't want to help OR know you anymore, Mr. Durst. Get the fuck out of my office! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!
by dadafari October 18, 2009
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