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Player who has now gone to Miamiheat because he Is shit.
I could never get those free throws!
(Steel)

Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!

And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.

Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!
by Marc December 27, 2004
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I wonder if shaq was my height and couldn't play ball, if he'd still get play from the ladies.
by Mr. Dwayne November 04, 2004
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Hes da diesal FOR the miami HEAt now!
by CHINA AKA DA FUTURE July 16, 2004
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A basketball player in the NBA who relies on his fat breasts and stomach to plow his way to the basket to score points. An unskilled brute of a man, who has sub-human intelligence, and in nearly 20 years of being in the public eye, has yet to string 5 words together in a sentence properly. He is known off the court for making juvenile films that are directed at children but appeal to no one, and rapping incoherently over wack beats. Also known as being the worst free throw shooter in the history of the NBA. He refers to himself as MDE-most dominant ever, despite being carried throughout his career by Penny Hardaway, Kobe Bryant, and Dwayne Wade.
"Shaq hungry, Shaq need Nestle Crunch. Shaq just big kid. I still pee pants and scare of dark."

Do you want me to shoot it, do you want me to pass it, do you want me to slam???
by Jerrold December 04, 2007
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32" inch rims found most commonly on old school chevys with lift kits. Named after the NBA star Shaquille O'neil for their massive size. 32 also happens to be the number worn by Shaquille O'neil
Yea boy, I just got them Shaq's on the ride! I'm big stepin' now boy!
by John S. Edwards November 05, 2007
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This guy is very misunderstood, but when you talk to him you will soon realize how loyal he is. Shaq has a deep personality that you will never know unless he lets you inside. Be careful not to lose his trust because it is hard to get back. Shaq is a gentleman who wants the best for his partner in life. He is huge into gaming and being on the internet. He is definitely pushing his education as far as he can to make a better life for himself. He is the person who will strive to get exactly what he wants in life no matter how long it takes.
That guy is so driven! His name must be Shaq.
Is that a dedicated college student, no it's just a Shaq!
by CountryQueenYouKnow May 31, 2016
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1)To be a terrible Rappper, Husband and actor.
2) Big black 300 pound 7'2" basketball player.
by lilJT February 17, 2009
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