Top definition
to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs
shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team
by clevelandsteamer August 07, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
(n) large black man who throws it down nasty
Give SHAQ the ball in the paint and you cant lose
by Kobe Bryant December 24, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
He is the man who can dunk over any man.
Cannnnnnnn yoooooooouuuuuu digggggg iiitttttt?
by dbore May 28, 2003
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
What you reply with if you can't come up with a favorite sports player in Spanish.
Person/Instructor/etc: Quién es tu jugador de deportes favorito? Por qué?

Response: Mi jugador favorito es Shaq porque es alto y muy rapido.
by AtmaRoM November 24, 2009
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
1)noun; A "big boned person" who sweats profusely, even during little to no activity.

2)verb; To sweat uncontrollably during minimal activity
As in "to shaq it up"
1) John had to rest after combing his hair. He's a real Shaq.

2) I found myself lying in a pool of my own sweat watching the basketball game. I was really shaqing it up
by D-H May 25, 2007
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
One of the most dominate forces ever to play the NBA. Currrently plays with the mighty Phoenix Suns. Talk about him being shit with his 4 rings on and the fact he carried Miami and LA to 1 and 3 championships. (Miami did shit before he came along and BOOM chamionship)
Man Shaq dominated the paint today!

I dare you to say shaq shit to his 7"2 325lbs body.
by Stat4MVP February 19, 2008
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
The manliest man you will ever meet, his presence makes women go wild often engaging in the act of throwing their bras or panties at him. He also has the ability to serve a volleyball at impossible speeds often breaking the sound barrier. Shaqs are descended from the heavens and can turn water into wine and walk on water. They are charismatic and envied by other men.
man 1: Dude did you see that ace?

man 2: yea, only a shaq would be able to do that
by PersianMessiah January 25, 2011
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush