A Shantel is someone who is the offspring of a ho and a pos who is doing life in prison for some horrific crime. Having never known a daddy's love other than the occasional phone call from the the slammer, a Shantel will reach puberty and go on a futile hunt for her absent father's love by immersing herself in an ocean of purple crayon. Ultimately, the Shantel gets knocked up by another pos who ends up getting locked up in prison just like her daddy, and the Shantel process can be repeated all over again.
"Man, the Shantels are out tonight! Nothing but flourescent octopus braids and the stench of unquenchable thirst! Get me out of here!"

"There were so many thirsty Shantels at the party talking shit and trying to get preggo that we had to leave."

"Man, look at all these Shantels standing around in Walmart playing in their fresh weaves. Too bad they don't sell Essence of Daddy!"

"If my daughter ever starts acting like any of these scandalous Shantels, you can bet I'm whooping her ass into the next dimension!"
#shantel #whore #slut #ho #delusional #ratchet #ghetto #thirsty
by Bongqueesha April 10, 2014
a. Not Good at Stuff

b. see Munson

c. One who thinks they are good at Golf because they have plenty of practice yelling "Fore" the warning call when Balls are flying at anothers face. A Shantel does not enjoy flying balls. ( see Fore )
While the party was on like Donky Kong, a young lady decided to steal a tray of limes and cherries from behind the bar to impress others and make friends. She thought she was being clever and started bragging to a random stranger who happend to be the bar manager and directly kicked her out. She really Shanteled that one.
#shantel #fore #golf #munson #balls
by Not a Shantel September 21, 2011
A universal noun or pronoun, used in cases where the nouns in a sentence have either been forgotten, are clearly known to everyone involved in the conversation, or the speakers are too lazy to remember what things are called.
TJ: Where'd you put that shantel?
Rob: It's right on top of the shantel.
#things #shantell #chantell #nouns #pronouns #subjects #forget
by Jonathan Stults September 28, 2007
A shantel is someone who always thinks that she is right. Doesn't like anyone, and will do anything to get a guy to like her. She likes to be two-faced and a whore. She usually gets STD's from people because she sleeps around so much. She has bad teeth, nasty black hair, and never showers. She doesn't have any true friends. People are only friends with her because they are scared she will hurt them, but in reality she is a big pussy who is all talk. She will never amount to anything in life. She steals money from her parents to buy drugs. She only gets guys because she puts out. She is loud and annoying. She will always be a loser. She has a horrible temper and likes to insult people to make herself feel better. She lies about everything that she can possibly think of.
"Hey, did you guys hear that Shantel beat that girl up?"

"It's only because she took a cheap shot."
#nasty #slut #shantel #lier #gross
by Yourlifeisfucked November 22, 2011
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