shank

1. to steal something from an unsuspecting person
2. the word yelled in the act of shanking

1. "I totally shanked Aaron's chair when he got up to grab a coke"
2. "Shank! I just stole your burrito."

by Jimmy32690 August 29, 2007

tam shank

the act of loving oneself (see wanking) in order to put off a more valuable task, because the long term value of this task is clouded by the short-term desire to love oneself

On a Sunday morning Pete knows that he should go to the library, but he prefers to stay home and have a tam shank

by Bard Lucy Hume XI May 11, 2006

Cholo Shank

A sharp weapon made locally by your neighborhood cholo.

Sharp object used to stab people like a knife, often used in prison by la eme, and other prison gangs.
Also see nigger shank.

JJ: Did you hear about joey? they found him lying in a puddle of his own blood, with a cholo shank in his stomach...

Tim: Meh... No big loss, guy was a waste of life anyways...

by blizard29 May 12, 2009

The shanks are flying

When a gang of yutes(roadman) are about to have a fight and bring a knifes

Roadman:yo get over here u little yute the shanks are flying today
Roadman2:my drilla i have my shank and its ready to fly

by Amyyyyy696969696 May 23, 2021

vagina shank

A female cockblock. When a girl cockblocks another girl.

Well it was going really well until Charlotte vagina shanked me by bringing up my herpes...

by Jisch November 19, 2010

shank

A form of time saving, by combining a wank with a lengthy process in the bathroom beginning in 'S'

There are many forms of shank, most common ones are:
1) A shit and a wank
2) A shower and a wank
3) A shave and a wank

if you'll excuse me, im off for a shank!

by benj25 November 10, 2005

shanks pony

Walking to anywhere. Walking somewhere when you have no cash for the bus, or no car

Hey George, how are you getting there, on the bus? No, taking shanks pony. I got no money.

by big fart in a hole April 30, 2008