shambles

Word used to describe an individual after a particularly shameful performance, generally influenced by alcoholic intake.

Gregor, you were a shambles last night.

by Cotterell January 30, 2006

shambles

To be in shambles.
Another way to say drunk or wasted.

"Dude you were crazy last night. You were in shambles."

by baishani December 1, 2009

Shamble

1. Verb. To take or vandalize something of importance belonging to someone else without their immediate notice.

2. Verb Also. To describe someone's own loss of possessions, due to their obliviousness.

3. Exclamation. To announce someone's dismay due to being shambled.

4. Verb once more. The act of taking the sacred virginity of another.

1. I just shambled your dog.

2. Dude. You just got shambled.

3. (with great emotion) Shambled!

4. "You shambled my sister"
"......"
"......"
"Shambled!"

by Team Johnnycake January 3, 2006

shamble

the collective noun for a group of zombies

Look out! There's a shamble of zombies headed this way!

by SlickMc October 19, 2011

shambles

1)Chaos, Disorder, Poorly Organised, Worthless
2)A way of walking
3)A butcher's slaughterhouse
4)A Meatseller's Table
5)Legs Like a Meatseller's Table

1) It was a complete and utter shambles
2 & 5) Look at him as he shambles along like that
3 & 4) Lets go & get some meat from the shambles

by RMR September 14, 2004

Shambility

A person who's life is currently in ruins. A shambolous person is usually characterized by enduring a state of clumsiness, stupidity, ignorance, or is just not up to par.

It's okay, it'll be our little secret..no one has to know about your shambility.

by Angela-Joy February 9, 2009

shambles

being in an state of absolute confusion and stupidity

“hey did you see her face when her lunchbox blew up in her face?”

“she was in absolute shambles lol”

by Jongster August 27, 2021