A Jewish slong. Also a greating meaning 'Fuck you'.
He longed to have his shalong inside her muffel tov
by Tom ....../.. April 30, 2007
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Boy: I’m gonna destroy you with my massive shalong tonight
Girl:yes daddy
by YAYUH!! April 1, 2018
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A long dick not to be confused with shlong, which is slightly smaller
My boyfriend has a king Kong shalong and gives the best dick
by AdriBubbles April 28, 2017
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shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.
say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.
by katshyt January 30, 2014
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