Shallow-phobia Share definition Flag The fear of becoming shallow-minded because of the shallow-mindedness of the people around you. Oh my god, i stayed over at Lisa's last night and i think I've caught shallow-phobia! how can someone be so dumb! Shallow-phobia by SB.Z. August 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Shallow-phobia mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch