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Shallow Grave 

When you take a shit in someone's luggage. You then close the luggage and put it away to be found later.
"Man, that Mike is a real douche. Wait until he gets packing and finds a shallow grave."
Shallow Grave by photoruss September 13, 2011

shallow grave 

A sexual position in which the female partner appears to be dead or lying on the back facing upward. The male partner therefore fucks her while he is on his knees. When having sex the male partner looks as though he is fucking a body that is in a "shallow grave". This position looks as though it is derived from necrophilia.
"I fucked her in a shallow grave."
"What?"
"I fucked her while she lied down. I was on my knees."
shallow grave by S&J112 November 5, 2006

dirty shallow grave

When and unconscious or deceased person can only be partially penetrated, due to either internal blockage or build up.
I accidentally swapped my rohypnol for Imodium so I improvised. I kept feeding them to her until she passed out from constipation and gave her the Dirty Shallow Grave
dirty shallow grave by LowblowHobo September 16, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026