A very cute and shaggy but extremely DANGEROUS MANEATING dog named shagster...
*teneille walking dog*
ash - oh, what a pretty puppy!! can i have a pat?
teneille - SHAGSTER ATTACK!!
*shagster mauls ash's face off*
one of them crazy white kids with shaggy hair that looks nasty as hell and curls at the ends
"that white boy is a shagster killin dat nasty hair"