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A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.
"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?
by fyingdildomonkey November 09, 2010
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Milk. Really White, almost or is translucent.
"Damn!!! you're almost as white as Shaffer! but you're not transparent!"
by Nirca November 08, 2009
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1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error
1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.
by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008
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A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.
"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."
by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008
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A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.
"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."
by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008
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