Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.
That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!
by Publius42069 May 22, 2019
A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.
by fyingdildomonkey November 10, 2010
by Nirca November 8, 2009
1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error
1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.
by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008
"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."
by Willie Wantabe April 30, 2008
"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."
by Willie Wantabe April 30, 2008
"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"
"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."
"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."
by dont.worry.about. it January 20, 2011