The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.
Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.
Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.
Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.
by Arthur Riddic Oldman March 8, 2011