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sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"
sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009
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sexlexia 

"I am plagued with sexlexia!"
sexlexia by One Ton Angel March 27, 2003

Sexlahann 

This word is used to express agreement.
Person 1 : "Minecraft good"

Person 2 : "Yes, very sexlahann"
Sexlahann by Blurrypon June 9, 2021

sexless marriage 

1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.
Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.
sexless marriage by horde52 March 6, 2010
Someone who is uncoventionally sexy in a good way. sexy + ugly
Two sexly celebs
Brendon Urie- nice lips, sweet ass, nice body, but a sub par face.
Hank Azaria- okay looking but his wrinkles make him really sexy and handsome
Sexly by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

Sexlicious 

Having or being a superior level of sexiness.
Joshua Bryant is so beyond sexy that he's sexlicious. That's why his street name is sex appeal.
Sexlicious by AimeeB June 5, 2019