Sexcret

secret sex.

When you fuck and can't tell a soul.

John: "Dude, I fucked Sally, but she said I had to keep it a sexcret."
Ted: "Had to keep it a what?"
John: "A sexcret, secret sex."
Ted: "Good job."
John: "Oh Fuck."

by bonaire December 14, 2008

Sexcret

a sexual encounter to be kept a secret. most commonly occurs on tables, but can also take place behind school recreation centers.

hey, did you hear about dana and diego? Aint much of a sexcret anymore!", or "bro i really enjoyed our sexcret, meet me at the mandarin to replay it

by DdmeansDanaDiego March 17, 2011

sexcretion

n. any liquid, solid, or mystery paste that exits a bodily orifice as a result of sexual activity.

So how was it?

Pretty good, but she left my bed sheets soaking wet and shamed with her sexcretion :(

That's gross sicko.

by Vegawrap January 25, 2009

sexcret

A sex secret.

B:Let's play the sexcret game tonight.
G:And what does that entail?
B:Well, we go around the room and everyone shares at least one of their sex secrets.
G:Like when the last guy I dated asked to pee on me?
B: You are getting the hang of it..
G: Yes!!

by Itwasalladream September 12, 2012

sexcrete

Pertaining to the privacy of an individual's assigned genitalia in a public restroom.

Please be more sexcrete in the ladies' room, and stop obsessing over the existence of my penis.

by Jennyjenburt May 19, 2016

Sexcret

When you have sex with someone but wanna keep it on the down low.

Girl #1: yo, I fucked Zack the other day.
Girl #2: No way, you're so lucky!
Girl #1: I know right, but don't tell anyone it's a sexcret; I don't want every other girl in the works to be jealous of me.

by ZackZeoli December 8, 2015

Sexcret

A secret with sexual meaning

“Our little sexcret”

by deku.is.trash Is unfunny September 23, 2021