Slapunch

A slapping motion with a closed or semi-closed fist. Often used by girls or really weak, pathetic guys trying to fight each other without using full force.

"My girlfriend slapunched me in the back because I told her to lose weight"

"Man, that hipster guy got slapunched right in the face, that will leave a mark"

Slapunch by generoustan January 20, 2009

Sexunchies 

The massive food cravings experienced after a good smoosh (sex) session. Similar to the sensation one endures following a marijuana high, but without the drug-induced euphoria.

(Just finished having sex) "Ohh man...." "I've got the sexunchies." Or, when referring to someone familiar with the term, simply "Sexunchies."

Sexunchies by Cowahbella December 7, 2012

seamunch

Slang for weed

Bro the dude next door is getting real high off that seamunch

seamunch by anonymous July 12, 2021

Sexainch 

69 inches (69”).
5 feet 9 inches (5’9”).
It’s no wonder why this height for a woman is so appealing.
It’s sexually pleasing and healthy.
This is one of the main reasons most hot models and most American males are this height.

Cindy Crawford, Serena Williams, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Bieber, and most American men are a sexainch tall.

Sexainch by gregben September 11, 2023

Sexainch 

69 inches (69”).
5 feet 9 inches (5’9”).
Less mentioned as a hexacontaenneainch.

It’s no wonder why this height for a woman is so appealing.
It’s sexually pleasing.

This is one of the main reasons most hot fashion models are this height.

Cindy Crawford, Serena Williams, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Bieber, Charly Jordan, and most American men are a sexainch tall.

Sexainch by gregben September 13, 2023