"so there were all these girls around me and i wanted to fuck them all, and i realized my dick was so big...i just wanted to have a sex kabob!"
by alec avagina August 20, 2008
When your dick exceeds the length of the eiffel tower and can fit one of every race on it. It often slices through 9/10 pelvises on the dick but lets the last human survive.
Girl 1 "James' dick is so large, he can fit all races on his dick at once!!"
Girl 2 "OH REALLY?! I'd love to see his Sex-Kabob!!"
Girl 2 "OH REALLY?! I'd love to see his Sex-Kabob!!"
by i>you27 August 1, 2012