Sex Fail
Some one who has failed Sex Ed. at least one time and has been, or currently is, pregnant; usually a teenage girl.
Sex Fail by PyroDarkness October 23, 2008
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1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion
2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through
3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it
4)see ruby shotgun
2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through
3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it
4)see ruby shotgun
1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail
2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?
Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat
Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!
Alex: d
3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?
Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals
Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?
Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat
Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!
Alex: d
3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?
Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals
Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
sex fail by BLKEAGLEKREW December 9, 2008
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Fail Sex
Preluding supposed sex the male partner's actions will result in a complete utter failure in sexual stimulation towards the female counterpart. However the male will still believe the encounter was still succsessful and still enjoyable towards the female. Thus making the fail so much more apparent.
Fail Sex by Xtian, Burn and Reesor. August 16, 2009
Post-Failed Sex Disorder
PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.
Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.
Post-Failed Sex Disorder by Nross December 1, 2011
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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