When you're on facebook and no one cool is online, so you have to settle on talking to someone who isn't cool.
John:Man last night sucked so bad!
Bob:Why?
John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.
Bob:Why?
John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.
by Kmp73 January 2, 2010
I thought i was going to be alone for the rest of my life until i met Liz. She was the best I was ever going to find. We're settling soulmates.
by Oh My Godric July 27, 2010
"Settle Up" is a term commonly used in nightclubs and bars that a patron and/or server uses to indicate that it's time for payment.
This is not to be confused with the term pay up, but it is similar to pay out and tab out.
This is not to be confused with the term pay up, but it is similar to pay out and tab out.
by Giskard August 10, 2004
To calm ones self down. One may be told to 'settle their kettle' when over reacting, getting excited, or being a douche bag.
Girlfriend: "You totally just eye fucked that bitch!!"
Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"
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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"
Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."
Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"
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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"
Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."
by Peggy Sterkaloats November 12, 2009
When you and your nigga/bitch finally come to realization that it's time to stop fucking around and become one
by Blaaaahblaaah July 8, 2015
A straight out lie told to a Senate Confirmation Hearing in order to get a seat on the Supreme Court, and then do whatever you want in the opposite direction.
by Learned Observer May 4, 2022
by catzo lungo May 26, 2003