settlers

When two ugly people are together, settling for one another because that's the best they can get.

Tim is ugly and lonely.
Mary is ugly and lonely.
They settle for one another.

Wow! Those are some settlers.

by nonsettler December 2, 2010

Settlers

Name given to someone when they are addicted to the computer game Settlers. The person carries a laptop around campus - ready to play at any time. The person may ask you to play with them at random and often awkward times. This character may form a nightly gang of Settlers who enjoy playing the game for hours at a time.

"Did you see Settlers today?"
"Settlers asked me to play with him."

by Shuttlecock 9 May 4, 2009

settler

Used in New Orleans to mean an older male or female love interest. Usually males use it to refer to women 5 or more years older than themselves.

I went to Harrahs last night and picked up on a settler. She divorced, a nurse at Tulane, and she fine as a broad out the Nolia.

by Mr. 225 July 11, 2008

settler

A bird whos not drop dead gorgeous but you'd still consider taking home at the end of the night.

Ohhh shes well wit.Yeah but shes a munter.what do you think of her?shes ok,a settler

by LazaRuss June 19, 2004

Settlers

Slang for the board game "Settlers of Catan".

Wanna play Settlers after dinner?
Hell yeah, I've always got wood for sheep.

by torontonium August 8, 2019

Settlers Wife

An unattractive and homely, woman.

One of the most overlooked necessities of the american pioneers was the quintessential settlers wife.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Berry Settler

A long overdue wank.

Jon had been living with his parents since the start of the pandemic and was desperate for a berry settler.

by Dalai December 21, 2020