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Fashioned out from the lead vocalist of S.O.A.D. or 'System Of A Down'. Best band ever, imo.

Used to describe someone with facial hair that exceeds all known descriptions. Usually put on someone with an UNGODLY amount of facial hair, either that or he has some crazy, wicked, yet awesome style to put it in.

Serj Tankian, be the owner of the serjstache, naturally.
Duuude. I saw Malik in Tajihjkistan. He's got a frikkin' Serjstache.
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He's not gunna get to the airport, is he.
Naw~ I dun' think he is. D:
by JackyNgauff July 14, 2010

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