"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"
"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."
"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."
by Tricycle January 23, 2013
the action of shoving a marijuana leaf up your partners asshole and fucking them for 15 minutes to get the leaf far up into their ass and then they shit it out and the person who put it in their ass has to smoke it
by brian33337 October 14, 2023
A funny family story with enough fun for the whole family! Watch as the lovable Milos has adventure after adventure in a Bizarro world or trickiness! You're family will sit down and laugh and cry to this family classic!
Jane " Have you seen A Serbian Film"
Mike "No"
Jane " Let's get together and watch it with the whole family!"
Mike "Good Idea!"
Mike "No"
Jane " Let's get together and watch it with the whole family!"
Mike "Good Idea!"
by Andagainyes October 22, 2011
A Serbian shitsplosion is when a person takes a shit and shoves it up a hand dryer. The result of this is the next person to use the hand dryer will have their hands covered in an explosion of shit.
I loaded a turd in the hand dryer at that Taco Bell, the next person will be surprised by my Serbian shitsplosion.
by Quesoamericano October 22, 2013
Pineapple Nuts: What's up Van Cano? Where have you been all night?
Van Cano: Sorry I'm late. Mark lost a nunu hand and wouldn't pay me so I Serbian Dicked him. He won't make that mistake again.
Pineapple Nuts: Makes sense.
Van Cano: Sorry I'm late. Mark lost a nunu hand and wouldn't pay me so I Serbian Dicked him. He won't make that mistake again.
Pineapple Nuts: Makes sense.
by Brownnuts2424 August 8, 2018
An outfit consisting of a two piece matching tracksuit, made famous by Serbian gangsters in movies. Commonly accessorised with a pair of sneakers, a necklace and a gun in the waistband.
"Check out that Serbian tuxedo" Directed at a gangster wearing a two piece matching adidas tracksuit or similar.
by Ricketycricketthecat January 22, 2016
The act of pulling out of a woman's mouth whilst receiving head, only to accidentally poke at her eye while jisming
Dude1: Ralphie got an amazing blowjob from that chick at the party, but he fucked up py pulling out and giving her the Serbian Monocle...
by Mjolnir12982 January 25, 2010