Sequoia Monkey Vagina

(Noun) 1. The earliest known form of a womb of the endangered species of Sequoia Monkey. Also known as the the acronym SMV.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.

Amanda is a real Sequoia Monkey Vagina cuz she's always got her head up in her own anus, yo!
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.

by Anpherny September 3, 2006

Giant General Sherman Sequoia

The long, tall, relatively giant, male sex organ with a length proper for dime piece and 5 star trick. Many lesser ho will experience ejaculation to merely a branch of the Giant General Sherman Sequoia.

"I've got a Giant General Sherman Sequoia, myself, it's a mouthful."

by kariusvega November 1, 2011

sequoia

Always get they pussy ate by dudes name robert, bobby, etc.

sequoia put discharged in robert’s mouth.

by omg.sleezy July 22, 2021

Sequoia

Quetiapine, e.g. Seroquel

“I can’t sleep, like ever. Booze, Xanax, can’t sleep.

I need a Sequoia.”

by Jimmy Valentine September 19, 2023

Sequoia Passage

Running the gauntlet on the way to an empty shower stall in an all-black prison.

Matthew: "Did you hear that Jeremy got incarcerated at the Mississippi state-penetentiary?"

Neil: "Yea, poor guy, I heard he had to take the Sequoia Passage on the first day."

Matthew: "Seriously?! His asshole must be in shambles"

by Bawssey Sauce May 15, 2013

National Sequoia Appreciation Day

National Sequoia Appreciation Day is September 19th. NSAD is a day to appreciate anybody or anything in your life that relates to Sequoia Trees or just the word Sequoia in general.

Oh! It’s National Sequoia Appreciation Day, I should go to California to see the trees irl

by Registered Internet Felon September 19, 2023