September 1

A day you hit your best friend and they are not allowed to fight back

Today is September 1 I have to go hit my best friend and she is not allowed to fight back

by Ello1234567890987654321 November 14, 2020

September 1

The day the hottest guys are born. These guys are hot, muscular and attractive.

Aiden: woah he’s hot
George: yeah of course he’s a September 1st

by Sparkzy April 13, 2021

september 1

National grab ass day

Hey you know what September 1 is?

Yay grab ass day

by @harley_quinn$$ August 29, 2019

september 1

National Danielle Cohn dance day
A day where everyone must stop everything they are doing at precisely 4:00am and do the “you can twerk while in the splits” dance.

Hey isn’t it September 1st?

YO BODY ROCK AND YO BOOTY POPPIN IM PROUD TO CALL YOU MY BITCH🦵🏾💁🏿 ♀️💃🏿💅🏿👅

by Danielle lover November 2, 2019

september 1

September 1st national taken day show off your boyfriend or girlfriend and how much you love them or if your bold enough your crush go ask them out

Definition of September 1:your taken and your showing your boyfriend or girlfriend off
Guy:its national taken day!!!
Girl:nice I can show you off

Girl:(posts lots of pics videos and paragraphs about her bf)

by Baby_tay August 29, 2019

september 1

national simping day
simp for whoever you want
everyone simps for whoever is born on this day

friend: it's september 1 which is national simp day
me: i know! and it's my birthday so everyone simps for me
friend: omg lol!

by luvharls August 7, 2021

september 1

the dumbest person ever was born on this day. a fat fuck arrived on the face of the planet on sep 1, 2005. shes litt the fattest fucker i have ever seen. shes not lit. shes fucking fat.

dharini is such a dumbass since she was born on september 1

by sammy04950 April 20, 2022