semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 7, 2014

waffle semen

waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen

Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?

by ayylmao3255 February 7, 2018

Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.

Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.

by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013

semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

Semen Sniper

When, during heterosexual intercourse, the male pulls out before ejaculating, and upon ejaculating, the sperm shoots out up towards the females face or even farther beyond.

Yo Jacob, me and Kayla had the craziest night last night

yeah? tell me about it.

We didnt have any condoms, we raw dogged it. turns out im a real semen sniper.
we had to change the bedsheets cause the cum shot up everywhere!

by BeardedRacoon99 February 12, 2022