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The white, sweet-and-sour fluid that shoots from the penis of a man.
Claire M's lover's semen was all over the bed after they were finished that night.
by Claire .B.M. February 29, 2004
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Semen is a part of a government plot to get rid of America's excess toothpaste and pine fresh by mixing them together, calling the mixture "semen", and spreading it over most of our consumer's food, primarily in school cafeterias. The result is a tasty lard/egg-white substitute, however, too much semen consumption (usually in males) may lead to a build-up in the excretory system (our kidneys, bladder, etc...) and may be ejaculated upon stimulation with pumping, pulling, rubbing, and other painful procedures.

The ejaculation of this "semen" is mandatory to remain healthy or side effects may occur, including but not limited to: loneliness, nerdiness, explosion in the urethrea, and/or constipation.

Why some females choose to consume the fluid is probably to clean their teeth (toothpaste) or freshen their breath (pine fresh)
Today I got rid of my excess semen because urban dictionary told me to
by Terry Toledo February 26, 2009
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cum, white sticky liquid that comes from the penis.
He jacked off so much, that he finally ejaculated semen all over himself
by JizzymyWIZZY September 16, 2006
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A simple word of which replaces the word 'cum'. Not just in a sexual context, but say you were going to go somewhere you would use the word Semen instead of come or go or going. Semen can also be used in verious other contexts, shown in the examples below. It is derived from Essex, while being used widely and is taking over the modern language.
"I just Semened"
"You Semening to the shops?"
"Where are we semening today?"
by JK,x September 05, 2009
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Dick Dreck, the stuff that comes out of the end of a man's dick sometimes.
Sheldon's dick dreck was all over the place - on the sofa's blue velour covering, on the wall, on the floor, and some had even gotten onto the package of Lieber breadsticks that Shirley had left on the coffee table. "Is that kosher?" Shirley asked breathlessly.
by Brammy June 27, 2005
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A tasty snack.
Whenever I get hungry, I make him cum so I can put him semen on my salad.
by Dave with SUPERFREAZYPOWERS June 27, 2009
54 38
the creamy white stuff that when you bend over in the shower it gets shot in your ass
oh boy today james plugged my ass with semen i wont shit for weeks
by Devin Demaine April 22, 2004
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