I questionably female member of the human species. Of Latvian descent. Enjoys interracial "Eiffel Towering" and many other forms of DP. A large consumer of alcohol, she did not come to McGill to slack off. For some reason of unknown origin, she always wants to make out with boys named Jesse.
"Yo, Selga. You wanna bang tonight?"
by Matt the Don September 30, 2009