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One of the U.S. Navy's best assests. The REAL combat engineers of the U.S. Military and what the regular Navy squid fucktard pussies wish they could be.
Swabbie #1: "Bro, those Seabees are so fucking cool!"

Swabbie #2: "I know. I tried to be one but I didn't score high enough on my ASVAB 'cause I'm a retard."
Seabees by bas-ass bee October 23, 2010

Seabee-ing

When you can fix your own fuck up (normally vehicular) without someone knowing or spending any more money.
I was installing a new suspension on my Jeep and cut the transmission support member by mistake, went ahead and got my welder and grinder and

started Seabee-ing the shit out of it.
Seabee-ing by cbmonkey78 January 25, 2019
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The most Intelligent and sophisticated, Military Construction force in the Universe. "We Build We Fight" motto, and "Can Do" are known, worlwide. Usually found in third world countries building there infrastructrue, and fixing all the fucked up constrution USACE had put in place before them. Known for drinking bar's dry of alcohol, and tend to be the life of any party or function.
John "Damn that's one Bad ass looking Swa Hut".

Wayne "Yea must have been built by a Seabee""
Seabee by BU1 (SCW) Extroidanaire January 14, 2011
Navy asset known for accomplishing the difficult ahead of schedule and the impossible shortly afterwards. Unlike the Army Corps of engineers, the Seabees talk less about doing something and just get to work. They are skilled in third own jobs and crosstrained in everyone else's job, along with combat training and aren't lacking in personal hygiene, unlike other s. (See negative definitions above)
Officer "we need _____ done."

Seabee#1 "already done, what is next, sir?"
Seabee by Bulldozer Bee October 4, 2018
Usually used when something stupid happens or generally any shit talk word in one.
Situation 1

Person A: Aw man that person slapped my ass!
Person B: Yeah what a salabee.

Situation 2
Person A: Did you go to that class meeting yesterday?
Person B: Yo it was so salabee.
salabee by ThatWasntVeryUcey November 8, 2022

splabeeno 

'pass me the splabeeno.'
splabeeno by Anonymous October 7, 2003

selsabeel 

best person ever. Very hot 🔥
Selsabeel is definitely worth dating.
selsabeel by susu4me November 22, 2021